Wein, Weiber, Waffen
Here's the story of an unknown Colonel
Who was put in charge of a 1700 man force
They were a cavalry unit with a really big problem
They didn't have a horse
Here's the story of a Reb named Forrest
Who had a cavalry unit of his very own
They were busy giving Federals many headaches
When this guy named Streight threw them a bone
Till the one day when these two met down in Georgia
The Rebs wondered who had changed the rules
Forrest won but had a bigger problem
What to do with all these stubborn mules
The jackass cav
The jackass cav
That how we came to know the jackass cavalry


Автор — участник CWT под ником SWMODave, всяческого ему добра.
Переделано из вступительной песни какого-то заокеанского ситкома, которая не достойна вашего (да и моего тоже) внимания. Ведь результат куда лучше.
Who was put in charge of a 1700 man force
They were a cavalry unit with a really big problem
They didn't have a horse
Here's the story of a Reb named Forrest
Who had a cavalry unit of his very own
They were busy giving Federals many headaches
When this guy named Streight threw them a bone
Till the one day when these two met down in Georgia
The Rebs wondered who had changed the rules
Forrest won but had a bigger problem
What to do with all these stubborn mules
The jackass cav
The jackass cav
That how we came to know the jackass cavalry

Автор — участник CWT под ником SWMODave, всяческого ему добра.
Переделано из вступительной песни какого-то заокеанского ситкома, которая не достойна вашего (да и моего тоже) внимания. Ведь результат куда лучше.